Eat Drink Style Kitchen Etiquette 101

In a coordinate effort with Daily Gluttony, I've posted a touchy subject regarding kitchen etiquette. I know this sign was made intentionally for me haha. Atleast three times a week, i'll be nuking some kind of stir fry that employs a little soy sauce and fish sauce. Yes, I feel bad but what can i do about it. I like the food. I can't eat 'safe' food all the time because it gets boring.



Another funny thing is when my coworkers marvel at my lunch, giving me the fake:

"Oh what is that? it looks so good!"

"Yeah right, you want some?"

"Uhhh. No I'm okay. I have my sandwich and salad. Thanks. "

Anyone else out there get funny looks? Or signs made ESPECIALLY for you?

Would this disgusting fruit cake be acceptable?????